Question: How are you doing today? Are you feeling good?

Answer: How do you do

Original Result

[57.7% bernard shaw. pygmalio_16]

    How do you do

What do you think about this climate? It kills me. How people can live like this?

Question: What do you think about this climate? It kills me. How people can live like this?

Answer: What do you do it if you 

Original Result

[22.6% bernard shaw. pygmalio_26]

    What did you do it for if you didn't care for me

Sorry, I did not understand you. What did you try to say? Would you explain?

Question: Sorry, I did not understand you. What did you try to say? Would you explain?

Answer: Will you , do you ponder

Original Result

[31.1% bernard shaw. you never can tel_6]

    Would you remember that, do you think

[24.8% bernard shaw. you never can tel_33]

    Oh, yes, you do: you don't know it; but you do

All right, I see that you do not have enough words to explain what you think of. May I ask you on another topic?

Question: All right, I see that you do not have enough words to explain what you think of. May I ask you on another topic?

Answer: You have no right have see have do it 

Original Result

[4.2% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_19]

    You have no right to assume that the court has made up

[4.0% bernard shaw. pygmalio_16]

    HIGGINS [cordially] Quite right: I'm very glad indeed to see

Are you trying to say that my judgment is wrong and it is my fault that I cannot understand you?

Question: Are you trying to say that my judgment is wrong and it is my fault that I cannot understand you?

Answer: My be be when populate be wrong

Original Result

[11.3% bernard shaw. you never can tel_31]

    My specialty is being right when  other people are wrong

Are you a smart, wise man?

Answer: OK ...

I mean: if your specialty is being right when other people are wrong – does it mean that you are smart? Do you think about yourself as that of a genius?

Answer: My specialty be being right when other people be wrong

Original Result

[39.4% bernard shaw. you never can tel_31]

    My specialty is being right when  other people are wrong

[9.7% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_15]

    You were right: you were right

What do you think about common, uneducated people. Do you think that they are silly? That they are rude?

Answer: How can you be silly , henry

Original Result

[14.9% bernard shaw. pygmalio_15]

    How could you be so silly, Henry

Who is Henry?

Answer: Who be

Original Result

[57.7% bernard shaw. you never can tel_31]

    To the waiter, who is going out

Do you mean that Henry is a waiter? Is Henry’s profession to be a waiter?

Question: Do you mean that Henry is a waiter? Is Henry’s profession to be a waiter?

Answer: Waiter , who be

Original Result

[31.1% bernard shaw. you never can tel_31]

    To the waiter, who is going out

[31.1% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_21]

    Do you mean Dick

All right, I am lost. I see that you cannot say – who is Henry and what is his occupation. It is no good, is not it?

Answer: Be i

Original Result

[25.2% bernard shaw. pygmalio_15]

    Am I

[21.2% bernard shaw. you never can tel_31]

    If you did, you would be me, instead of  being what you are

Of course, you do not answer my Question: what is Henry’s occupation? Is he a waiter?

Question: Of course, you do not answer my Question: what is Henry’s occupation? Is he a waiter?

Answer: Course you do

Original Result

[42.0% bernard shaw. pygmalio_11]

    Of course you do

[25.0% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_17]

    What can I do to show you that you  are mistaken

Dear Sir: to show me that I am mistaken you need to say what kind of work Henry does? Would you?

Answer: You will

Original Result

[5.2% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_17]

    You will keep faith

Do you mean that I am stupid? That I am asking silly questions?

Answer: I mean be

Original Result

[42.0% bernard shaw. pygmalio_15]

    I didn't mean to be

[24.3% bernard shaw. pygmalio_15]

    Am I

I see that you are joking. But do you know that I speak with your copy, not with you? Do you know that I reproduced your internal nature, your soul after your death and now speak with your lexical clone? I use a special machine that helps me to do so!

Answer: You know , you do

Original Result

[21.2% bernard shaw. pygmalio_4]

    You  know everything, you do

[12.2% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_23]

    Do you suppose I am going to help you

You do not trust me, I see. Try me! Ask me a question or do something that I may show you that I am serious!

Answer: OK ...

Can you think about something that can persuade you that you are dead and that I am speaking with your copy, your duplicate?

Answer: You be , you

Original Result

[42.0% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_21]

    Well, you are Dick, ain't you

[24.2% bernard shaw. the devil's discipl_17]

    What can I do to show you that you  are mistaken